Welcome to the creature kennel

Adoption agency for fantastical monstrosities, unknown entities, and generally unsafe housepets - Sign the waiver and don't make eye contact.

Now proudly donating 5% of all profits to local animal shelters!

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Part of the De-generation - Hooded Sweatshirt

Part of the De-generation - Hooded Sweatshirt

Part of the De-generation - Hooded Sweatshirt

$50.00 USD
Sale price  $50.00 USD Regular price 
Part of the De-generation - Vinyl Sticker [3" x 4"]

Part of the De-generation - Vinyl Sticker [3" x 4"]

Part of the De-generation - Vinyl Sticker [3" x 4"]

$4.00 USD
Sale price  $4.00 USD Regular price 
Jones: Kennel HR Rep - Vinyl Sticker [3" x 4"]

Jones: Kennel HR Rep - Vinyl Sticker [3" x 4"]

Jones: Kennel HR Rep - Vinyl Sticker [3" x 4"]

$4.00 USD
Sale price  $4.00 USD Regular price 

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Here there be monsters

From the German Village Farmer's Market in Columbus, to BigfootFest in Red River Gorge, Kentucky - the Creature Kennel has been providing a "safe" home for monsters, creatures, and cryptids since 2025.

The kennel has a ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY FOR AI use and strives to create original artwork based on the mangled imagination of our founder - John Kennel. We utilize handmade designs whenever possible, prioritizing 'human-made' innovation rather than subscribing to clanker propaganda.

Visit the kennel at some of our public outreach events listed on our events calendar. Just remember, we are not responsible for any: scrapes, dings, bruises, owies, hypnotism-induced brain fog, possessions, amputations, abductions, or any otherwise described maladies.

Adopt a forever "friend" today! Sign the waiver, no direct eye contact...

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